Thursday, June 4, 2009

Super Secret Blog Confession

Today at work I was my doing my usual hour of slacking, I mean, scanning news stories for an hour when I found this article: http://www.campusprogress.org/books/3468/dont-trust-anyone-over-30. As I was reading it I thought to myself, "yeah there are a lot of dumbass people out there under 30, but I was also like whoa bra I take offense to that, my generation isn't the dumbest!"

That was until I saw this unholy abomination:

Now, I have to admit there was a time when I was all about the Real World. I watched all the challenges (I may or may not still watch them, don't judge me!), I knew all my favorite cast members, hell, I was even sad when Road Rules was cancelled. Then you get to be the age of the cast members you watched and your like really? Now, I can't even stand to look at this. Are you serious MTV? Look at those idiots. It's best to stop watching this show once you surpass the average age of its participants. At 23, I'm officially too old to watch the Real World. But, if you managed to watch the whole video there is an amazingly awful part where the douchiest guy out of all of them says to his skank of the moment: "You're so hot, it's retarded." I just found my new pick up line, ya'll. Thanks America's dumbest generation, you're awesome.